When you hear yourself on a recording:

most-awkward-moments:

Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here! 

(Source: 150lbsto120lbs)

(Source: dausy)

letskillhipsters:

ratherdielaughing:

EVERYONE WATCH THIS NOW.

MY MIND IS BLOWN!

 my head just blew up

I WANT TO DO THIS NOW BUT I WILL END UP KILLING MY FAMILY VIA DROWNING.

BRB DOING THIS!

Guess what i just did :D

 My life has been changed to shitting bricks everyday

Mind fuck

OH MY GOD TRYING THIS TOMORROW

I NEED TO MASTER THIS BY TOMORROW NIGHT

 O_o

OMG!!!!

swaggaliciouso-> Damn! I need to try this! :O

what is this wizardry.

WITCHCRAFT!!!

Omg

(Source: thedailywhat)

moustacheislove:

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hephaestus:

oh my god

(Source: spentonrainydays)

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I hate it when parents compare you to other children, its like:

 “Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”

And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mom, he/she..”

They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”

(Source: iheartlovinglove)

a-raccoon:

mistermochiman:

x

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Someone just called my phone accidentally...

this is how it went:
*phone rings*
My dad: GET THE PHONE.
Me: OKAY DAAAD
Me: Hello?
teenage guy on phone: Hello?
Me: ...Hello?
Guy: Hello?
Me: ...Hello?
Guy: Who is this?
Me: This is the (blurred) house...
Guy: *random child screams in background* OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Me: . . ..Hello?
Guy: Hello?
Me: . . .I think you have the wrong number...
Guy: Er, Yeaaahhh.......
Me: o-okay...Bye...
Guy: Bye.
*awkward*

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

(Source: themalfoymistress)