When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I grow fond of them even if I've never talked to them.
I end up staring at my notifications like:
GET OVER HERE. YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
August 2011
123 posts
He's a pedophile. And he's gonna come and find you. Even when you won't suspect it.
Yeah, but I might find him first.
When your mom screams at you to hurry into the kitchen for dinner, and when you get there it's not even ready...
When you leave your seat and come back and someones sitting in your spot
GET THE FUCK UP BRO!
The internet vs Real Life
Internet:
Reality:
Everyone thinks that a girl's dream is to find a perfect guy. They are wrong!
Because a girl’s only dream is to eat a lot without getting fat. :))
srsly
Text messages.
I send you “Hey :)”
And you just say “Hey.”
I get no smiley back?
Okay, fuck you too.
When your parents tell you to stop causing a scene:
You’re like:
And your parents look at you like:
So you stop for a minute
And when they look away you’re all like:
Do you want anything to drink like juice or something?
how normal teens answer:
how i answer:
This is too accurate not to reblog
Popular girls:
Popular boys:
Me and my friends:
Who here pretends to be the singer of the song you're listening to, and you create your very own music video in your head, or you just pretend to sing on stage?
