Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or "hnng" and everyone will understand you, but spell "you're" wrong and you're dead.
Reblog if you want your followers to put what they think your age is based on how you act in your ask.
[[ Do this OOC? ;w; ]]
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" " Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know crap?" And then she went back to reading her book.
Men in pie charts
I don't wanna live in this world anymore...
NO ORIGINAL IDEAS?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Re-blog if you used to watch any of these shows!
When your BEST FRIEND starts dating...
- You look at her boyfriend like:
- Break her heart and I’ll break your face.